[GROVER] Guys we got this, You ain’t shot this, Yo, I know your train of thought is that there ain’t no way in Hades that we’ll win. All your worries come in flurries, but we bested freakin’ furies! Look how far we’ve come, we can’t give In! It’s one foot forward at a time! Dust off all that grit and grime! We still got a lot left to do, ‘Cause people are counting on us, and I’m counting on you! [CONDUCTOR, spoken] All aboard! [GROVER, sung] Drive! Just drive! Stay ahead and stay ahead and stay alive. We ain’t got no time for moping, when we’re working and we’re coping! So pedal to the metal and drive! [CONDUCTOR] St. Louis! Everybody off.
[ANNABETH spoken] Look! The Gateway Arch! [GROVER] Woah~ [PERCY spoken] Look! A lady with a puppy! Aw, is that a chihuahua? [ANNABETH] Aw.. [PERCY] Aw, hey lil guy- oH! OH OH OOOHO! [ECHIDNA spoken] It’s a Chimera! [ANNABETH] That was freaky!
[PERCY] That was scary!
[GROVER] Yo, guys, are you aware we keep surviving every creepy, crazy thing? [TRACTOR GUY spoken] Hop on my tractor! [PERCY, ANNABETH, GROVER] Like an arrow from Orion
Keep on straight and keep on tryin’
No Fates are ever gonna cut our string! [REPORTER spoken] As you can see, Bob, we got thunder and flooding and hurricane level winds. We urge all citizens to stay off the road and don’t- [PERCY, ANNABETH AND GROVER] Drive!
Just Drive! Stay ahead and stay ahead and stay alive! The weather may be stormy, But the road is still before me! So pedal to the metal and drive! [TRACTOR GUY spoken] Bye kids! [ANNABETH spoken] Okay, Here’s the problem: Public transportation is suspended due to the storm and if we get on a plane Zeus will strike us right out of the sky. [PERCY spoken] Do we have enough drachmas for an Uber?
[GROVER spoken] We don’t even have enough drachmas for a cheeseburger! [PERCY spoken] If you hadn’t bought all those dam snacks-
[GROVER spoken] Uh, it was the Hoover Dam? And I was hungry. (Verbal Fight breaks out) [PERCY spoken] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why are we fighting? [ARES, spoken like the true douchebag he is-] I have that effect! Ares! God of war- Maybe you’ve met my daughter Clarisse? Wo-o-ah, Woah Relax, I come in peace. I hear you runts are headed to Hades. But you’ll never make it on public transportation! I can take you as far as Vegas. Y’all cool with motorcycles, right? [PERCY spoken] What do you think? Can we trust this guy? [GROVER] It’s one foot forward at a time!
[PERCY] Dust off all that grit and grime! [ANNABETH] We still-
[PERCY, ANNABETH, GROVER] Got a lot left to do~ ‘Cause people are counting on us, and I’m counting on you! Drive!
Just Drive! Stay Ahead! And stay ahead!
And stay alive! [ARES] The road, it offers freedom.
As for rules, hell, we don’t need ’em! So pedal to the metal and drive! [PERCY] I never dreamed that I could do this..
Never felt like I was worth a dam (hehe see what i did there) But I, I’m sorta getting through this I mean, wha? I mean, look at where I am! [ARES] Vegas, baby! This is where I get off 😉 [GROVER] That guy is so cool! [ANNABETH spoken] Okay, gang. We’ll be in L.A. tomorrow, but tonight we need a place to sleep. [PERCY spoken] How about here? The.. Lotus Hotel. [ANNABETH spoken] Pssh, you’re joking, right? In the Odyssey, if you went to sleep in a Lotus bed, one night could last 100 years! [PERCY spoken] Oh, I’m sure that’s irrelevant.. Uh, excuse me miss, how long have you been at this hotel? [BIANCA DI ANGELO spoken] Why, my brother and I arrived just yesterday! May 1st… 1939! [PERCY spoken] Uh, we can sleep on the road!- [PERCY, ANNABETH, GROVER] Drive!
Just Drive! Stay ahead and don’t get dead!
And stay alive! [GROVER] With the wind up on our faces, we’re getting all the places! [ANNABETH] No major fender benders! Now we’re looking like contenders! [PERCY] The Oracle can, can it,
I’ll save my mom and save the planet!! [PERCY, ANNABETH, GROVER] So pedal to the metal and- [PERCY spoken] Oh look! A bus to Los Angeles! [ANNABETH spoken] Are you sure that’s a good idea? [PERCY spoken] This one we just won’t blow up!
[GROVER spoken] (cutest most adorable sound George Salazar has ever made in his career, if not his life) Ha! [PERCY, ANNABETH, GROVER] And driiiiiiiive!